i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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