But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
The best revenge is premature balding
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize