If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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