I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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