thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Mom said you looked used
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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