he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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