Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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