I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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