North Korea, Best Korea!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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