just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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