Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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