My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
