So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
just found out that she named her cat after me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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