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I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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