Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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