your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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