If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
