so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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