dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
They have beer where we have blood.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Randomize
