So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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