I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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