The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
there was a trapeze. enough said
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I had to cum in my sink.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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