I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
