stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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