So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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