I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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