did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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