problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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