Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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