Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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