She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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