Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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