Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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