I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She's the barista slut.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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