It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Randomize
