People in love make me want to vomit
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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