My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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