You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
