Buhtt sex?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My vagina just clenched in fear
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