Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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