How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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