His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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