so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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