try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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