Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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