I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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