that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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