Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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