But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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