She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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