We won't sleep together?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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