My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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