so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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