You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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